I invented time and photosynthesis. I gave Einstein the idea for the Theory of Relativity. I can divide by zero and I know the real roots of negative one. I told Rosa Parks not to move and I meditate weekly with the Dalai Lama. I taught Gandhi how to weave and I once used strands of my own hair to stitch the wounds of a helpless Tibetan child. I once beat Superman in the 100-yard dash. I know where Amelia Earhart is and I showed Odysseus the way home. I've done all of this and now I have nothing left to put into making videos for YouTube.
Location:
Oregon
Interests:
Flying, engineering, circuits, logos, ethos, and pathos.